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4.2sBoy, you've got to go to your teacher and tell her the truth.
2.22sNo, that would humiliate her.
3.1sI thought that's what you wanted to hear.
5.26sLet's write her another letter that says good-bye, but let's her feel loved.
1.43sStep aside, everyone.
2.45sSensitive love letters are my specialty.
3.6s"Dear baby, Welcome to Dumpville.
2.17sPopulation: You."
1.62sWe'll all help.
4.77s"Though I'll be inoculating babies in Kampuchea my heart is with you."
1.25sThat sucks.
2.6sHow about "Crocodiles bit off my face"?
6.34sThat's disgusting, and besides when a woman loves a man, that wouldn't matter.
2.12sI may hold you to that, Marge.
5.52s"I cannot see you for the next five years for I will be farming the ocean floor."
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