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1.8sMarge sticks up for Flanders.
5.09sCan we have a conversation where you don't bring up your hero Ned Flanders?
2.44sHomer, you brought up Ned Flanders.
5.36sMaybe I do curse a little but that's the way God made me, and I'm too old to stop now.
1.43sNo, you're not.
3.15sAfter the navy, my father used to curse a blue streak.
6.01sIt almost cost him his job as a baby photographer so my mom put a swear jar in the kitchen.
4.44sEvery time he said a bad word he put in a quarter.
5sWell, Marge self-improvement has always been a passion of mine.
1.93sBring on the swear jar.
2.88sDo I have to pay if I hit my hand with a hammer?
0.9sYes, Homer.
1.1sIf I catch fire?
1.13sNo, Homer.
1.4sIf I see something weird?
0.92sYes, Homer.
1.72sWhat about when we snuggle?
1.82sHmm... That's okay.
3.27s"Dear Woodrow, it's time for us to meet.
2s"Why don't we go out to dinner?
3.67sAfter, we'll go to my apartment for some home cookin'."