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1.38sYes!
4.82s"Dear Woodrow, you're not like the other men I've met."
2.8sI'm the 28th president of the United States.
3.1s"I've had some bad experiences with these ads.
3.14s"I'd like to learn more about you, so write soon.
3.57sHere's a photo that will get your pencil moving."
3.04sYou've got a date with the Xerox machine.
1.52s
1.5sStupid lumber.
1.03sDamn it!
1.43sD'Oh! I..!
1.77sOh, the hell with this!
2.82sA fellow came in asking for change for a dollar.
2.17sI gave him three quarters by mistake.
2.34sTook me the whole afternoon to find him.
2.34sTodd, would you like mixed vegetables?
0.82sHell no.
0.77s
1.3sWhat did you say?
2.2sI don't want any damn vegetables.
2.77sAll right. No Bible stories for you tonight.
2.1s
2.07sWeren't you a little hard on him?
3.54sWell, you knew I had a temper when you married me.
2.27sNed Flanders is on the phone.