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1.43sNo, you're not.
3.15sAfter the navy, my father used to curse a blue streak.
6.01sIt almost cost him his job as a baby photographer so my mom put a swear jar in the kitchen.
4.44sEvery time he said a bad word he put in a quarter.
5sWell, Marge self-improvement has always been a passion of mine.
1.93sBring on the swear jar.
2.88sDo I have to pay if I hit my hand with a hammer?
0.9sYes, Homer.
1.1sIf I catch fire?
1.13sNo, Homer.
1.4sIf I see something weird?
0.92sYes, Homer.
1.72sWhat about when we snuggle?
1.82sHmm... That's okay.
3.27s"Dear Woodrow, it's time for us to meet.