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4.44sEvery time he said a bad word he put in a quarter.
5sWell, Marge self-improvement has always been a passion of mine.
1.93sBring on the swear jar.
2.88sDo I have to pay if I hit my hand with a hammer?
0.9sYes, Homer.
1.1sIf I catch fire?
1.13sNo, Homer.
1.4sIf I see something weird?
0.92sYes, Homer.
1.72sWhat about when we snuggle?
1.82sHmm... That's okay.
3.27s"Dear Woodrow, it's time for us to meet.
2s"Why don't we go out to dinner?
3.67sAfter, we'll go to my apartment for some home cookin'."
1.2sHuh?
1.48sAy, caramba!