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2.9sBook that animal that always chomps on my groin.
2.62sSusan Anton? No, the lemur!
3.75sOh, what a day. Maybe the headlines will cheer me up.
4.95sThat's opinion, not news!
2.59sThat guy's hilarious.
3.77sI especially like his white shirt and blue pants.
2.75sWait a second. Angry Dad is me.
3.35sYeah. Didn't you know? You've been world famous for an hour now.
2.3sYou're the Internet's number one non-porno site.
2.07sWhich makes you ten-trillionth over all.
3.15sWhat kind of a monster would humiliate me like this?