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1.78sKirk Van Houten.
4.77sHow many of you children have gone out to your car and found a flyer on the windshield?
1.67sAre you the guy that puts 'em there?
2.4sNo. I-I'm his assistant.
3.54sBut one time he was sick and he let me do it.
4.2sI totally screwed it up. Uh, um, that-that's it.
5.11sI see. Well, we, uh, still have 56 minutes left. Any questions?
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2.64sDo you know Mom's getting remarried?
5.64sWhat? But she-- I-- Um, I think we should probably talk about that later, Son.
2.67sNo, you might as well talk about it now.
1.97sThat was one lousy Career Day.
3.12sIf we can't get better speakers, we'll have to go back to teaching.
2.17sAnd I can't stare at those lifeless fish eyes anymore!
2.64sAs head of the Student Activities Committee, I have an idea.
1.92sI was wondering what she was doing here.
3.32sThe speakers are poor because we're letting just anybody do it.
3.47sGroundskeeper Willie, Groundskeeper Willie's enemy Seamus.
5.6sAh, yes, Seamus. Ninety minutes of watching a man drink in a bathtub.
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