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2.99sAre you kidding? This is the easiest job in the world.
3.1sI spend most of my time eating candy and going to R-rated movies.
0.57sWow.
1.9sCool.
4.74sUh, uh-- Well, then, tell the children how hard you studied in school...
2.6s- to get where you are today.
- Studied?
3.59sKids, all I ever did was sit in class and doodle.
2.6sLike this one. It's what your principal would look like as a woman.
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1.72sFire, children! Hurry outside!
1.9sThere's no time to let today's lecture sink in!
2.94sWhy'd you do that?
3.54sI won't stand by while you're glamorizing sass.
2.77sNow those youngsters will throw their lives away...
2.55sdrawing things that never were.
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4.85sI'm coming up with my own cartoon character. He's called Danger Cat.