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2.94sThere's a satellite hookup on that monitor. If you'll just turn your head slightly--
2.09sBah! No time. Next!
2.27sI have some sad news to report.
3.95sA small puppy, not unlike Lassie, was just run over in the parking lot.
3sNow it's time for the comedy stylings of Homer Simpson!
0.48sAre you ready to laugh?
3.9sOh, that poor dog.
4.37sI said, "Are you ready to laugh?"
2.4sQuiet, you awful man.
0.55sYou know, Mr. Burns is so cheap--
4.34sI ju-- I mean, you know, Mr. Burns is so old--
0.45sHow dare you!
3.22sTough crowd. Better bring out the big guns.