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7.39sHappy birthday, Burnsie Happy birthday to you Go to hell, you old bastard.
2.15sHey, I think they liked us.
2.12sHave the Rolling Stones killed.
2.3sOh, sir, those aren't-- Do as I say!
2.74sSir, I've arranged for the people of Australia...
3.27sto join hands tonight and spell out your name with candles.
2.94sThere's a satellite hookup on that monitor. If you'll just turn your head slightly--
2.09sBah! No time. Next!
2.27sI have some sad news to report.
3.95sA small puppy, not unlike Lassie, was just run over in the parking lot.
3sNow it's time for the comedy stylings of Homer Simpson!