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2.74sSir, I've arranged for the people of Australia...
3.27sto join hands tonight and spell out your name with candles.
2.94sThere's a satellite hookup on that monitor. If you'll just turn your head slightly--
2.09sBah! No time. Next!
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2.27sI have some sad news to report.
3.95sA small puppy, not unlike Lassie, was just run over in the parking lot.
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3sNow it's time for the comedy stylings of Homer Simpson!
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0.48sAre you ready to laugh?
3.9sOh, that poor dog.
4.37sI said, "Are you ready to laugh?"
2.4sQuiet, you awful man.
0.55sYou know, Mr. Burns is so cheap--
3.04sWhat?
4.34sI ju-- I mean, you know, Mr. Burns is so old--
0.45sHow dare you!
1.6sWhoo-hoo.
3.22sTough crowd. Better bring out the big guns.
5.54sHere's an impression of Mr. Burns that you might find a little cheeky.
3.3sI'm Mr. Burns.