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2.23sCome on, Stewie, we're going to Grandma and Grandpa's.
2.57sFine, I'll go, but I'm not missing that gay wedding.
6.27sI still kick myself for missing that topless cheerleader parade with the 100-foot chocolate teddy bear and the F-16s doing aerial acrobatics,
1.87schoreographed to the music of Queen.
1.7sOh, I remember that day.
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2.37sHuh. Should have gone to that thing.
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4.24s(GASPS) My petition! What the hell are you doing?
2.74sI'm going to get to touch right-wing boob because of this.
5.07sYou idiot! Now I'm going to have to get 10,000 more signatures before tomorrow morning. What were you thinking?
1.8sYou don't understand, Brian.
2.53sWhen was the last time you were even with a woman?
3s- Uh, when did the Challenger blow up?
- '86.
2.47sYeah, it was like three years before that.
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2.67sMayor West, here's the gay marriage ban for your approval.
1.97sExcellent. This is so important,
1.9sI'm going to sign it with all capital letters.
3.6sIt's going to say, "ADAM WEST."
2.33sThat's what it's going to say, you'll see.