1.73sOh, God, no, no.
0.6s
2.5s
1.97sWell, we almost have enough signatures,
1.7sthanks to Quahog's gay district.
2.9sLois, how'd you like to be signature number 10,000?
2.6s- Brian, I can't sign this.
- Why not?
2.8sWell, because I don't believe in gay marriage.
2.3sYou don't believe... Lois, that's ridiculous.
2.17sWell, they certainly have every right to be together,
2.44sbut marriage should be between a man and a woman.
2.2sWell, that's not how they do it in West Quahog.
1.97sBy the way, Lois, I got a piercing over there.
2.23sI'm not gonna tell you where, but I'll give you a hint.
3.04sIt wasn't my nose or my ear and it was one of my balls.
1.27sWell, regardless of what you think,
1.7sthis is going to change Mayor West's mind,
1.9sand we are gonna have Jasper's wedding here.
3.04sFine. Then until this is all over, I'll stay somewhere else.