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3.84sIf instead of human blood, you find a deadly corrosive acid,
2.07syou've got a gay.
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2.54sNot this time, nancy-boy.
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2.04sWell, that was interesting.
2.57sI also have My Giant with Billy Crystal.
1.73sOh, God, no, no.
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1.97sWell, we almost have enough signatures,
1.7sthanks to Quahog's gay district.
2.9sLois, how'd you like to be signature number 10,000?
2.6s- Brian, I can't sign this.
- Why not?
2.8sWell, because I don't believe in gay marriage.
2.3sYou don't believe... Lois, that's ridiculous.
1.83sGay people have every right to get married.
2.17sWell, they certainly have every right to be together,
2.44sbut marriage should be between a man and a woman.
2.2sWell, that's not how they do it in West Quahog.
1.97sBy the way, Lois, I got a piercing over there.
2.23sI'm not gonna tell you where, but I'll give you a hint.
3.04sIt wasn't my nose or my ear and it was one of my balls.