Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
3.14sYou know, there's been a lot of talk lately about homosexuals,
1.97sbut how do you know what to believe?
4.54sWell, here are a few tips that may help you tell when you've got a gay.
2.3sSo, uh, what's your favorite Madonna album?
1.5sI like her early work.
2.87sMAN: If his answer is anything but "I've never bought one,"
2.23syou've got a gay.
2.6sLet's take a blood sample, Mr. Braga.
3.84sIf instead of human blood, you find a deadly corrosive acid,
2.07syou've got a gay.
7.44s
2.54sNot this time, nancy-boy.
1.6s
2.04sWell, that was interesting.
2.57sI also have My Giant with Billy Crystal.
1.73sOh, God, no, no.
0.6s
2.5s
1.97sWell, we almost have enough signatures,
1.7sthanks to Quahog's gay district.
2.9sLois, how'd you like to be signature number 10,000?
2.6s- Brian, I can't sign this.
- Why not?