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2.43sWhich is why God made this film.
1.47s(PROJECTOR WHIRRING)
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3.14sYou know, there's been a lot of talk lately about homosexuals,
1.97sbut how do you know what to believe?
4.54sWell, here are a few tips that may help you tell when you've got a gay.
2.3sSo, uh, what's your favorite Madonna album?
1.5sI like her early work.
2.87sMAN: If his answer is anything but "I've never bought one,"
2.23syou've got a gay.
2.6sLet's take a blood sample, Mr. Braga.
3.84sIf instead of human blood, you find a deadly corrosive acid,
2.07syou've got a gay.
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2.54sNot this time, nancy-boy.
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2.04sWell, that was interesting.
2.57sI also have My Giant with Billy Crystal.
1.73sOh, God, no, no.
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