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2.44sI can't believe the wedding's off.
4.2sAll I ever wanted was to get married and make a home with a skinny, hairless Filipino boy.
1.47sIsn't that the American dream?
1.43sOh, don't give up yet, Jasper.
3.84sMayor West only banned gay marriage so he could distract from the Dig 'Em scandal.
1.37sHe won't get away with it.
2.17sOh, Jasper, where'd you get these brownies?
2.6sThey're from a bakery in the West Quahog gay district.
1.93sI thought they'd help my depression.
4.37sOh, I can see why. Oh, my God, they pack so much fudge into these.
2.64sAnd--And look at this. There's even a couple of nuts lodged in there.
1.47sI'm going upstairs.
1.3sOh, I've got to do something.
2.37sJasper's always been there for me when I've needed him.
2.37sI am gonna make Mayor West change his mind.
3.84sBut, Brian, the Bible says gay marriage is an abomination.
1.97sOh, don't give me that Young Republican crap, Chris.
4.74sThe Bible also says a senior citizen built an ark and rounded up two of every animal.
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0.17sHey.
1.47sYeah?
1.93sWhat the hell is this?
3.34sOh, you didn't really give any specific guidelines about mating.