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2sIn the '30s, they called this an Uncle Spinny Dervish.
1.7sReally? I don't know. I'm just bored.
2.83sA ban on gay marriage? Oh, my God!
1.47s(DOOR BELL RINGS)
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1.37sMatthew McConaughey?
1.84sYeah, I'm looking for a guy named Stewie.
2.74s(EXCLAIMS) Chris, grab his legs. I gotta bury this thing.
1.97sBut I... Grab his legs!
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2.44sI can't believe the wedding's off.
4.2sAll I ever wanted was to get married and make a home with a skinny, hairless Filipino boy.
1.47sIsn't that the American dream?
1.43sOh, don't give up yet, Jasper.
3.84sMayor West only banned gay marriage so he could distract from the Dig 'Em scandal.
1.37sHe won't get away with it.
2.17sOh, Jasper, where'd you get these brownies?
2.6sThey're from a bakery in the West Quahog gay district.
1.93sI thought they'd help my depression.
4.37sOh, I can see why. Oh, my God, they pack so much fudge into these.
2.64sAnd--And look at this. There's even a couple of nuts lodged in there.
1.47sI'm going upstairs.
1.3sOh, I've got to do something.
2.37sJasper's always been there for me when I've needed him.