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2.37sIf gays wanna get married and be miserable like the rest of us,
1.1sI say we should let them.
1.5sJASPER: Oh, no!
0.4sWhat's wrong?
1.53sLook.
4.74sSome breaking news today when Mayor West announced he will sign a citywide ban on gay marriages next week.
4.5sWhile controversial, it has nonetheless effectively distracted all of us from the Dig 'Em fiasco.
2.14sThe what? I don't know. Something about a lizard.
1.37sAnd now this.
1.57sLook at that.
2sIn the '30s, they called this an Uncle Spinny Dervish.
1.7sReally? I don't know. I'm just bored.
2.83sA ban on gay marriage? Oh, my God!
1.47s(DOOR BELL RINGS)
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1.37sMatthew McConaughey?
1.84sYeah, I'm looking for a guy named Stewie.
2.74s(EXCLAIMS) Chris, grab his legs. I gotta bury this thing.
1.97sBut I... Grab his legs!
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2.44sI can't believe the wedding's off.
4.2sAll I ever wanted was to get married and make a home with a skinny, hairless Filipino boy.