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1sSorry, little man.
1.43sRicardo and I were playing Clue,
2.4sand he got me in the bedroom with a lead pipe.
3.6sPeter, I'm not sure I'm comfortable having this wedding at the house.
2.47sLois, I don't know what the big deal is. So they're gay.
3.57sIt's not like we're gonna have a gay sex orgy in the living room.
2.97s
1.63sThat's not what I'm talking about.
1.83sI've got nothing against homosexuals.
2.43sI mean, I'll watch anything with David Schwimmer.
3.47sBut the idea of two men actually getting married,
1.8sit just doesn't seem right.
1.37sHey, I say who cares, you know?
2.37sIf gays wanna get married and be miserable like the rest of us,
1.1sI say we should let them.
1.5sJASPER: Oh, no!
0.4sWhat's wrong?
1.53sLook.
4.74sSome breaking news today when Mayor West announced he will sign a citywide ban on gay marriages next week.
4.5sWhile controversial, it has nonetheless effectively distracted all of us from the Dig 'Em fiasco.
2.14sThe what? I don't know. Something about a lizard.
1.37sAnd now this.
1.57sLook at that.
2sIn the '30s, they called this an Uncle Spinny Dervish.
1.7sReally? I don't know. I'm just bored.
2.83sA ban on gay marriage? Oh, my God!
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