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1.53sOh, that is terrific!
1.67sIt's about time you two settled down.
0.9sOh, you hear that, Meg?
1.67sGuys can marry other guys now.
2.63sSo... This is awkward, but, uh,
3.47sI mean, if they can do that, that's pretty much it for you, isn't it?
2.94sI mean, you might as well pack it in. Game over.
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1.6sAlyssa, hi.
4.1sI--I was wondering if maybe you wanted to do something sometime?
1.47sSure, Chris.
2.3sI have a Young Republicans meeting after school. You wanna come?
3.24sOh, sure. W-What do you do at a Young Republicans meeting?
2.77sWe help those who already have the means to help themselves.
5.24sAlso, we perpetuate the ideal that Jesus chose America to destroy nonbelievers and brown people.
3.54sI don't understand what you're saying, but somehow I feel safer.
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1.07sKarl, this is Chris.
1.17sHe wants to join our club.
1.33sKarl is our chancellor.
1.8sWell, Chris, we'd be happy to have you.
2.5sThere's just one little rite of initiation.
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2.17s(BIRDS CHIRPING)
3.6sOh, this is one fine day to be nude