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2.84sLucky there's a family guy
3.17sLucky there's a man who positively can do
1.87sAll the things that make us
1.57sLaugh and cry
4.84sHe's a family guy
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2.84sOh, Brian, we're so thrilled your gay cousin, Jasper,
1.57sfinally decided to come visit.
1.53sMe, too. It's been way too long.
1.07sAnyway, thanks for putting him up.
1.13sNo problem, Brian.
1.17sIt's great to have visitors.
2.07sExcept for that time Moby-Dick stayed with us.
1.93sDo you have any Raisin Bran?
2.27sUh, oh, no, sorry.
3.44s(SIGHS) Well, can you go get me some?
2.37sUh, boy, that's kind of a pain in the...
1.43s(STUTTERING) We do have...
1.7sWe got Total, and we got some raisins.
1.93sI mean, you could, like, mix those together.
1.4sI mean, it would be kind of like Raisin Bran.
1.33sMmm, yeah, but it's not.
2.2sIt would be like Raisin Bran, but it's not Raisin Bran.
1.33sThat would be like Total with raisins in it.
1.27sThat's just splitting hairs here.
2.44sIt's not really doing it for me.