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1.47sBut enough about last weekend.
1.4s(CHUCKLES) I'm terrible!
4.57s(EXCLAIMS) This idiot will fit in with our family as badly as Peter fit in with The Proclaimers.
3.3sBut I would walk 500 miles
3.74sAnd I would walk 500 more
4.27sJust to be the man who walks a thousand miles
2.7sTo fall down at your door
7.37sTHE PROCLAIMERS: Da-da-da Da-da-da THE PROCLAIMERS: Da-da-da Da-da-da THE PROCLAIMERS: Da-da Da-da-da-da-da I'm singing! I'm singing!
2.27sHey, Chris, this field trip is your chance, man.
1.93sAlyssa is all alone.
3.3sShe's so pretty that if your Hacky Sack were my private parts,
1.93sI'd let her do that to them.
1.87sWhat? Kick them around?
3.24sUm, wait. Yes.
6.91sWelcome, citizens. Today we commemorate those brave Quahog soldiers who perished in the recent Gulf conflict.
8.64sI can think of no greater tribute to their memories than this solid gold statue of Dig 'Em, the Sugar Smacks frog.