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1.74s(CHUCKLES) Hey, Jasper!
3.27sEverybody, this is Ricardo, from the Philippines and my kitchen floor.
1.27sHow was your flight?
2.23sOh, torture! Five hours on my moneymaker,
2.8ssitting across from a gaggle of sailors flying home on leave.
1.63sHere I am in a committed relationship,
2.24sand all I can think about is having a piece of Navy cake.
2.74s"Hello. Who's that on the phone?" "Temptation!"
1.8sHow does he always get my number? I don't know.
3.5sAnyway, I got big news, and I'll tell you over dinner. Greek. On me.
1.47sBut enough about last weekend.
1.4s(CHUCKLES) I'm terrible!
4.57s(EXCLAIMS) This idiot will fit in with our family as badly as Peter fit in with The Proclaimers.
3.3sBut I would walk 500 miles
3.74sAnd I would walk 500 more
4.27sJust to be the man who walks a thousand miles
2.7sTo fall down at your door
7.37sTHE PROCLAIMERS: Da-da-da Da-da-da THE PROCLAIMERS: Da-da-da Da-da-da THE PROCLAIMERS: Da-da Da-da-da-da-da I'm singing! I'm singing!