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1.5sNo.
1.23sOh, there's Jasper's plane.
1.53sWhere? Third one in line.
2.5sOh, it's one of them new niche airlines.
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1.4s(TIRES SCREECHING)
2.9s
1.57sHey, Cousin!
1.74s(CHUCKLES) Hey, Jasper!
3.27sEverybody, this is Ricardo, from the Philippines and my kitchen floor.
1.27sHow was your flight?
2.23sOh, torture! Five hours on my moneymaker,
2.8ssitting across from a gaggle of sailors flying home on leave.
1.63sHere I am in a committed relationship,
2.24sand all I can think about is having a piece of Navy cake.
2.74s"Hello. Who's that on the phone?" "Temptation!"
1.8sHow does he always get my number? I don't know.
3.5sAnyway, I got big news, and I'll tell you over dinner. Greek. On me.
1.47sBut enough about last weekend.
1.4s(CHUCKLES) I'm terrible!
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