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3.04s(STAMMERING) What? Am I supposed to eat this?
3.07sEat a fishing lure? Hey, look, Brian's on TV.
5.6sFEMALE REPORTER: And now, some Channel 5 exclusive footage of the crazed homosexual gunman who's taken Mayor West hostage.
1.1sOh, my God!
1.7sBrian's taken the Mayor hostage?
1.97sIs this an eyeglass lens?
2.87sI didn't realize how strongly he feels about this.
1.27s(SCOFFS) Gay marriage.
1.7sNext thing you know, they'll want to vote.
0.9sOh, oh, look at this.
3.2sA spare key for a Volkswagen Scirocco.
1.77sThey--They don't even make this anymore.
2.17sThey don't even make this car anymore.
2.27sWhose key could this possibly be?
1.43sWhat if Brian's right?
3.57sI mean, certainly the love between a man and a woman should be sacred, but...
2.24sWho's talking about love? We're talking about marriage.
1.6sWell, don't you love Mom?