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2.1sHey, what's that on the ceiling?
2.5s(LAUGHING) Now I'm over here.
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2.24sLook, t-this has gotten out of hand, I know.
1.63sI--I--I don't want anyone to get hurt.
3.67sBut you can put an end to this right now by tearing up that gay marriage ban.
1.17sYou won't break me.
4.74s15 years ago I swallowed everything I needed to escape from a hostage situation.
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1.1sA wall!
1.27sWell, no matter.
2.94sI'm prepared for a lengthy captivity as well.
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3.67sI swallowed this People magazine in 1989.
4.44sAll right, Paul Hogan, tell me about the real Crocodile Dundee.
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2.37sIt's so nice to have you home, dear.
1.33sI can take it or leave it.
2.27sGod, this is such an old-people house, you know.