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2.67sMayor West, here's the gay marriage ban for your approval.
1.97sExcellent. This is so important,
1.9sI'm going to sign it with all capital letters.
3.6sIt's going to say, "ADAM WEST."
2.33sThat's what it's going to say, you'll see.
1.67sHey, buddy, you can't go in there.
2.57s(PANTING) Mayor West, you have to look at this.
1.47sTen thousand signatures.
1.37sI've been up for 24 hours,
4.3sI paid off a few people and I did a few things in West Quahog I'm not proud of.
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3.17sSo, it's a show about three hookers and their mom?
3.37sThis is very impressive, but my decision stands.
0.74s
0.87sNo!
1.67sCome on, buddy, you're leaving.
3.14sNo, I can't let Jasper down.
1.83s(GUN COCKING) I'm not going to let you sign that.
1.87sGo on, get out of here.
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3sI should warn you, I have a tiny bullet-proof shield,
3.9sthe exact size of a bullet, somewhere on my body.
4.47sAnd if you hit it, I'll be unharmed, and your plan will be foiled.