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2.27sHey, Chris, this field trip is your chance, man.
1.93sAlyssa is all alone.
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3.3sShe's so pretty that if your Hacky Sack were my private parts,
1.93sI'd let her do that to them.
1.87sWhat? Kick them around?
3.24sUm, wait. Yes.
6.91sWelcome, citizens. Today we commemorate those brave Quahog soldiers who perished in the recent Gulf conflict.
8.64sI can think of no greater tribute to their memories than this solid gold statue of Dig 'Em, the Sugar Smacks frog.
1.6s(CROWD MURMURING) MAN: What is that?
4.04sThe spirit of America is epitomized by his inspiring motto,
2.54s"Smack, smack, Sugar Smack.
2.67s"Give me a smack, and I'll smack you back."
8.54s(ALL CHATTERING) I'd also like to take this opportunity to announce extreme budget cutbacks having almost nothing to do with this solid gold statue.
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2.84sHave you ever seen such a waste of the taxpayers' money?