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2.37sJasper's always been there for me when I've needed him.
2.37sI am gonna make Mayor West change his mind.
3.84sBut, Brian, the Bible says gay marriage is an abomination.
1.97sOh, don't give me that Young Republican crap, Chris.
4.74sThe Bible also says a senior citizen built an ark and rounded up two of every animal.
1.93s
0.17sHey.
1.47sYeah?
1.93sWhat the hell is this?
3.34sOh, you didn't really give any specific guidelines about mating.
1.23s- Did you name it?
- What?
1.07sDid you name it?
1.53sUh, yeah, he's Paul.
2.03sYeah? Well, it's gonna be a hell of a lot harder for you now,
2.47sbecause he's going the fuck overboard.
2.4s(DOORBELL RINGING) Hi, Glenn.
3.37sUh, hey, will you sign a petition to overturn Mayor West's ban on gay marriage?
1.63sGay marriage? Oh, come on,
1.7stwo halves can't make a whole without a hole.
1.5sGiggity Giggity Giggity Giggity.
8.31sOoh-ee-ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang- walla-walla-bing-bang Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang- walla-walla-bing-bang You get off my property, you pervert.
2.74sUh, Mr. Bottomtooth, would you like to sign the petition?
6.01s(INCOHERENTLY SPEAKING) Uh, I--I don't... W-W-What's-- What's the problem?