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1.73sOh, God, no, no.
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1.97sWell, we almost have enough signatures,
1.7sthanks to Quahog's gay district.
2.9sLois, how'd you like to be signature number 10,000?
2.6s- Brian, I can't sign this.
- Why not?
2.8sWell, because I don't believe in gay marriage.
2.3sYou don't believe... Lois, that's ridiculous.
1.83sGay people have every right to get married.
2.17sWell, they certainly have every right to be together,
2.44sbut marriage should be between a man and a woman.
2.2sWell, that's not how they do it in West Quahog.
1.97sBy the way, Lois, I got a piercing over there.
2.23sI'm not gonna tell you where, but I'll give you a hint.
3.04sIt wasn't my nose or my ear and it was one of my balls.
1.27sWell, regardless of what you think,
1.7sthis is going to change Mayor West's mind,
1.9sand we are gonna have Jasper's wedding here.
3.04sFine. Then until this is all over, I'll stay somewhere else.
2.23sCome on, Stewie, we're going to Grandma and Grandpa's.
2.57sFine, I'll go, but I'm not missing that gay wedding.
6.27sI still kick myself for missing that topless cheerleader parade with the 100-foot chocolate teddy bear and the F-16s doing aerial acrobatics,
1.87schoreographed to the music of Queen.
1.7sOh, I remember that day.