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1.33sI can take it or leave it.
2.27sGod, this is such an old-people house, you know.
1.03sI mean, look at this candy jar.
1.57sLet's--Let's, uh, take a look in here.
1.93sLet's--Let's see what you got here. You got...
2.6sYou got licorice. Oh, that's, uh, that's...
1.67sOh, Freedent. Oh, that's good.
1.97sYeah--Yeah, I got a-- I got a sweet tooth,
2.13sI think I'll have some Freedent.
1.63sWhat's this? A cough drop.
1.74sA Luden's cough drop.
3.4sIs that candy? No, I don't think that's candy. I think it's a cough drop!
2.2sWhat else we got? Look. Look at this.
1.83sThere's a fishing lure in here.
2.8sThere's a fishing lure in the candy jar.
3.04s(STAMMERING) What? Am I supposed to eat this?
3.07sEat a fishing lure? Hey, look, Brian's on TV.
5.6sFEMALE REPORTER: And now, some Channel 5 exclusive footage of the crazed homosexual gunman who's taken Mayor West hostage.
1.1sOh, my God!
1.7sBrian's taken the Mayor hostage?
1.97sIs this an eyeglass lens?
2.87sI didn't realize how strongly he feels about this.
1.27s(SCOFFS) Gay marriage.
1.7sNext thing you know, they'll want to vote.
0.9sOh, oh, look at this.
3.2sA spare key for a Volkswagen Scirocco.