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2.4sSteinberg! Take that hat off in my classroom!
2.62sBut Mr. McCloud, I'm really dying.
2.32sI have a certificate to prove it.
2.97sMy God! Tumor-syphilis-itis-osis!
1.92sAnd he still comes into school!
3.47sYou're excused from the test, you brave, brave boy.
2.17sSteinberg, You can learn something from this fine young--
1.55sDamn it, Steinberg! Take that hat off!
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2.7sDad, Marcy Gibbons just called!
2.3sShe heard that Chris is dying!
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1.57sYour brother's ok.
4.02sThat was just a little white lie me and Chris came up with to save a T.V. show.
2.22sSo he's not going to die?
0.78sNo.
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3.34sBoy, your face was priceless when you thought he was.
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1.17sYou're a monster.
2.12sHey, Chris was in on the whole thing.
1.58sAnyway, it's over and done with.
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1.67sWhat the hell is that?
2.58sOh, dyin' boy of quahog
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