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5.32sBut these days, people who donate money to our foundation demand a little more bang for their buck.
2.55sWe need sick kids we can package.
2.65sLike that one we put on Hollywood Squares.
1.93sI'll take the dying boy to block.
3.45sOk, Jeremy, is there anything lower than absolute zero?
2.37sUh, Yeah. My white-cell count.
3.4sI'm telling you, Chris is dying 10 times worse than those other kids.
1.77sHe's got a very rare disease called,
3.05suh, uh, tumor-syphilis-itis-osis.
2.24sHmm. Sounds sexy.
1.38sWhat are the symptoms?
1.85sWhat are the symptoms? Take a look!
2.35sHe's growing nipples all over his body!
1.15sThey look like pepperonis.
1.03sWho do you think you are?
3.97sMy son happens to be very sensitive about his extra nipples.
2.7sSee, look. They're coming right off.
1.93sNipples shouldn't just come off like that.
3.47sWhy--Why, that's the sickest boy I've ever seen!
1.9sGet me the president of television!