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2.65sWell, that's great. Enjoy your show, boys.
1.2sYou bet we will.
3.67sTonight, Katie Couric guest stars as a very perky crack whore.
1.33sHey, Dad, when you said,
1.17s"Chris finished his homework,"
1.37swere you talking about me?
2.3sBecause if you were, I think you just lied to mom.
2.04sChris, everything I say is a lie,
1.97sexcept that and that.
1.44sand that, And that, And that,
1.57sAnd that, And that...
1.27sAnd that.
1.7sThis is an Action News 5 News Break.
0.93sI'm Tom Tucker.
1.54sAnd I'm Diane Simmons.
2.17sTom has dared me to do the news topless.
3sI've got the goods, but have I got the guts? Find out at 11:00.
2.77sif you're waiting for Gumbel 2 Gumbel, you're out of luck.
1.37sThat show has been canceled.
1.07sThe full story,
1.57sand maybe Diane's boobs, tonight at 11:00.
1sI can't believe this!
1.3sI feel sick.
1.4sOnly one thing to do, Chris.
1.5sWe gotta save Gumbel 2 Gumbel,
1.8sand were gonna do it Griffin 2 Griffin.
0.95sLet's roll!
0.9sI'm with ya, Dad.
1.57sWhat do we do, write a letter?
2.58sI tried that once. It got me in a lot of trouble.
3.59s"If you don't put Coach back on the air, I'll be really upset.
3.54s"The skillful acting of Craig T. Nelson will be missed a lot.