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2.03sThey call this a portion ?
2.5sAre you gonna use all of your tartar sauce ?
2sDry fish sticks. This sucks.
0.38sQuit complaining, chrome dome.
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2.8sIf I had hair, you wouldn't be calling me that.
2.33sHomer, don't be a sap all of your life.
2.59sjust fill out a few medical insurance forms creatively.
2.95sCharge that Dimoxinil stuff to the company. But it's a thousand bucks.
2.92sBurns would can my butt in no time flat. Ooh ! A thousand bucks.
3.4sSo what ? To Mr. Burns, that's one less ivory back scratcher.
3.02sBesides, you pay money into the insurance fund every week.
1.77sWhat do you ever get out of it ?
0.47sNothing.
1.49sWell, that newsletter.
0.38sExactly.
3.9sWhy should you get nothin' while some guy who loses a finger hits the jackpot ?
1.55sYou got me !
5.19sUh, i'd like to charge that Dimoxinil stuff to my health insurance.
2.65sLook, buddy, I don't know who put you up to this,
4.55sbut no insurance plan in this state covers something as frivolous as Dimoxinil.