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3.6sAllow me to present the Dimoxinil action set in its entirety.
2.32sA six-month supply of the drug,
4.39sthe gravity boots, scalp massager and your T-shirt.
0.37sGreat. Great. How much ? How much ?
2.37sOne thousand dollars.
2.55sA thousand bucks ? I can't afford that !
4.64sHmm. Well, we do have a product which is more in your price range.
3.04sHowever, any hair growth you experience while using it...
1.74swill be purely coincidental.
1.95sA thousand bucks ?
3.92sOf all the rip-off, screw-job, gyp-joint--
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1.97sForget you, pal. Thanks for nothing.
2.07s
4.34sSo I say, "Forget you, pal ! Thanks for nothing !"
2.84s- And I storm right outta there. - That's tellin' 'im, Homer.
2sDoh ! Out of tartar sauce.
2.03sThey call this a portion ?
2.5sAre you gonna use all of your tartar sauce ?
2sDry fish sticks. This sucks.
0.38sQuit complaining, chrome dome.
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2.8sIf I had hair, you wouldn't be calling me that.
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