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1.77sOh, lots of money.
1.93sMr. Burns' office. Right now.
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2.4sDead man comin' through.
3.84sWell, well, well. Our dashing young junior executive.
3.1sYou made a hollow mockery of our morning meeting, Simpson.
2.07sI should fire you on the spot !
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0.42sBut I'm not going to.
2.83sUh, why ?
2.14sSimpson, how old do you think I am ?
2.37sUh, I don't know. A hundred and two ?
2.3sI'm only 81.
2.47sYou may find this hard to believe,
1.84sbut in my salad days...
4.59smy crowning glory was a bright shock of strawberry blond curls.
4.07sOh, I was big man on campus until my senior year,
2.94swhen I became as bald as a plucked chicken.
3.89sYou see, Simpson, I too know the sting of...
2.1smale pattern baldness.
3.27sThat's why I'm giving you your old job back.
2.8sWhat ? Oh, thank you ! Thank you, thank you !
2.13sNow get out of here before I reconsider.