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2.24sOh, real mature, Lenny!
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2.67sWell, Doc, I think I did pretty well on my tests.
2.18sYou may shake my hand if you like.
0.48sWell, under the circumstances, I'd rather not.
1.9sEh?
5.15sMr. Burns, I'm afraid you are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
0.65sYou mean, I have pneumonia?
0.97sYes.
0.13sjuvenile diabetes?
1.37sYes.
2.5s- Hysterical pregnancy?
- Uh, a little bit, yes.
3.49sYou also have several diseases that have just been discovered-- in you.
3.37sI see. You're sure you just haven't made thousands of mistakes?
0.43sUh, no. No, I'm afraid not.
2.85sWell, this sounds like bad news.
3.77sWell, you'd think so, but all of your diseases are in perfect balance.
2.4s- Uh, if you have a moment, I can explain.
- Well--
4.97sHere is the door to your body. You see? And these are oversized novelty germs.
2.14sUh, that's influenza, that's bronchitis...
3.25sand this cute little cuddle-bug is pancreatic cancer.
3.24sHere's what happens when they all try to get through the door at once.