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3.87sWould everyone who is 60 or older please stand up?
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2.8sOver 80.
2.29sNinety.
2.22sOne hundred years old?
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3.14sHomer, sit down! What's that, sonny?
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2.22sGolly. This is all so sudden.
3.24sDa-- Uh-- Don't give me that kiss of death, you black widow!
3.64sBoy, he didn't want to let go of that!
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3.52sNow, let's see. I-- I don't have a speech prepared.
3.34sBut, uh, abra-cadaver!
2.2s"Thank you all so much.
3.74s"I love Springfield, from the cuddliest infant...
1.98sto the--"
3.9s"Puppies." "Patriotism." "Bluebirds."
4.05sI'm not reading this drivel. This speech is over.
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