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4.6sAnd now, Springfield's oldest citizen-- he is, like, totally venerable--
1.93sCornelius Chapman!
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0.52sMm-whaa!
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2.72sWell, guess we should've expected that.
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2.27sWell, this award has to go to somebody.
3.87sWould everyone who is 60 or older please stand up?
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2.8sOver 80.
2.29sNinety.
2.22sOne hundred years old?
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3.14sHomer, sit down! What's that, sonny?
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2.22sGolly. This is all so sudden.
3.24sDa-- Uh-- Don't give me that kiss of death, you black widow!
3.64sBoy, he didn't want to let go of that!
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3.52sNow, let's see. I-- I don't have a speech prepared.
3.34sBut, uh, abra-cadaver!