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2.13sEveryone gets an award but me.
3.47sI can't help it if I donated the most blood.
3.37sOhh. I'm feeling kinda woozy.
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3.42sOh, why won't anyone give me an award?
0.63sYou won a Grammy.
2.67sI mean an award that's worth winning!
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2.74sYou know, Kent, in today's youth-obsessed culture,
2.9swe sometimes forget that older people are still alive.
0.47sI told ya!
2.69sWell, sorry!
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2.17sAnd that's why our final award honors a man...
4.1swho's lived in Springfield for a hundred and eight years.
4.37sOur oldest resident, Cornelius Chapman.
3.07sCornelius Chapman built the first log cabin in Springfield...
2.45sand introduced the toothbrush to our fair City.
3.94sHey! Not bad!