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1.5sGood evening.
3.32sWho are you calling drunk? You're not drunk. I'm drunk.
1.38sThat's right, Linda.
2.47sWater is now booze,
3.07sand everyone's tiddy much protally fit-shaced.
5.44s(HICCUPPING) Turning to sports, the Indy 500 was today.
2.08sThere were no survivors.
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3.19sThis chair is so comfortable.
3.94s(VOMITING) (CHUCKLING) Classic Amy.
1.85sYou want to see a picture of my boy?
1.2sSure.
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1.57sThat's your penis.
1.3sThat's my boy.
2.99sI guess this isn't not so bad.
2.84sAs long as we don't need to use our mental...
1.2sMental...
1sMinds?
1.03sWhat?
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2.55s
1.67s
1.55s(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
3.19s
1.38sNo, listen.
2.2sI freaking love you.
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