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1.28sHow can this be?
2.87sI thought the Benders drank all the alcohol in the world.
2.74sThey did, but then they made more!
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3.7sYou see, once the Benders reached atomic scale,
5.84sthey began directly manipulating water and CO2 molecules to make alcohol.
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3.5s(BURPING) (YELPING) In a matter of hours,
2.95sthere will be no more fresh water on Earth.
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3.4sNo! What will I mix with my scotch?
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1.85s(SLURRING) Hey, you!
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1.5sGood evening.
3.32sWho are you calling drunk? You're not drunk. I'm drunk.
1.38sThat's right, Linda.
2.47sWater is now booze,
3.07sand everyone's tiddy much protally fit-shaced.
5.44s(HICCUPPING) Turning to sports, the Indy 500 was today.
2.08sThere were no survivors.