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1.9s
2.38sA greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld.
2.1sWell, into the toilet.
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4.59s(COUGHS) So sober, so weak.
2.85sThings really worked out nicely this time.
1s(SNORING)
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1s(SPUTTERING)
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2.97sThis doesn't taste like old-man water.
2.45sEveryone to the situation room!
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2.08sI was lying here snoozing,
6.41sdreaming, oddly enough, about bathing in champagne with six of the world's most distinguished scientists,
1.42swhen suddenly,
3.92sI realized my bathwater had been transformed into alcohol.
1.15sAlcohol?
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1.4s(CHEERING)
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1.97sChug, chug, chug, chug!
2.44sChug, chug, chug, chug, chug!
1.05sMmm!
3.94sIt's like fine cognac with a hint of aged scrotum.