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1.08s(SNORING)
2.05s
1.33sOur top story,
3.54sall alcohol on Earth has mysteriously disappeared.
1.77sConsequences are minimal,
2.35sexcept among the most hardened alcoholics.
0.62s
1.08sLinda?
2.97sI can no longer face my children!
3.04s(SOBBING) Crisis averted.
2.95sWithout alcohol, the Benders are dying off.
1.7s(ALL COUGHING, GASPING)
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1.9s
2.38sA greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld.
2.1sWell, into the toilet.
2.95s
4.59s(COUGHS) So sober, so weak.
2.85sThings really worked out nicely this time.
1s(SNORING)
1.9s
1s(SPUTTERING)
1.44s
2.97sThis doesn't taste like old-man water.
2.45sEveryone to the situation room!
0.99s
2.08sI was lying here snoozing,
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