2.45sEveryone to the situation room!
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2.08sI was lying here snoozing,
6.41sdreaming, oddly enough, about bathing in champagne with six of the world's most distinguished scientists,
1.42swhen suddenly,
3.92sI realized my bathwater had been transformed into alcohol.
1.15sAlcohol?
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1.97sChug, chug, chug, chug!
2.44sChug, chug, chug, chug, chug!
1.05sMmm!
3.94sIt's like fine cognac with a hint of aged scrotum.
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1.28sHow can this be?
2.87sI thought the Benders drank all the alcohol in the world.
2.74sThey did, but then they made more!
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3.7sYou see, once the Benders reached atomic scale,