1.92sIt's okay. I understand.
2.07sMy unusual appearance makes people nervous.
1.95sYou used humor to defuse the tension.
3.29sYep, and there's still a little more tension. So, look out!
1.82s(CLEARS THROAT) You so ugly,
3.17swhen trick-or-treaters come to your house, they give you candy.
2.05sYou so ugly, when you go to the bank,
2.24sthey ask you to put on a ski mask!
3.14sYou so ugly, you cracked The Daily Mirror.