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1.13sWhy?
1.52sYou see, as I age,
2.79sI've been shrinking and feeling colder.
4.27sSo now I need twice as many sweaters, in a smaller size.
2.82sFirst, I scan the old sweater.
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1.68sThen we add some matter.
2.5sAny old, useless matter will do.
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4.9sNow the matter prism reorganizes the raw material into two smaller copies.
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2.4sSo, that's where baby sweaters come from.
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2.37sNARRATOR: Enclosed as a PDF attachment,
3.2sa picture of yourself, in a boat, on a river.
2.74sIt's a river that flows in two directions.
1.15sMake that three.
2.02sIt's a magic river, that's how.
4.8sAnd it's flowing down the eerie canal to The Scary Door.
2.73sThat's "eerie" with two E's.
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1.8sConsider, if you have the energy,