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2.27s(LAUGHING) That's cold-blooded!
1.22sShh!
1.92sIt's okay. I understand.
2.07sMy unusual appearance makes people nervous.
1.95sYou used humor to defuse the tension.
3.29sYep, and there's still a little more tension. So, look out!
1.82s(CLEARS THROAT) You so ugly,
3.17swhen trick-or-treaters come to your house, they give you candy.
2.05sYou so ugly, when you go to the bank,
2.24sthey ask you to put on a ski mask!
3.14sYou so ugly, you cracked The Daily Mirror.
1.72sIt's a newspaper!
4.82s(BENDERS LAUGHING) I wish it weren't so, but many of these things are true.
2.28sAnyhow, you've lowered my self-esteem a bit more,
3.99sbut I'm sincerely grateful you came all this way to deliver my fungus chisel.
2.72sDon't feel bad, sir. It's not your fault.
3.67sYou probably just inherited your appearance - from your mother.
What?
2.12sNo one insults my mama!
1.03s(CREW SCREAMING)
1.1s(ROARING)
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